On the heels of this stunning ice storm, I figure we need to ease back into the serious business of politics.
So . . . I bring you Colbert.
A buddy of mine sent me this video from The Colbert Report.
In a popular segment called "Tonight's Word," Colbert recently took Missouri to task for its so-called bellwether status.
Is Missouri too soft to be the bellwether anymore?
"He's worriahed, about Missourah."
It's the "Show-Me Where It Hurts," state, according to Colbert. He's worried not only about what the state has recently done (elect McCaskill, pass stem cell research, gone . . . softie?), but how many states it touches. "It could be our touchiest state," quips Colbert.
Colbert is calling for a heartland transplant, "delicately removing Missouri and replacing it with Texas."
We'd lose Arkansas, but be placed in Texas' place.
And yes, that means illegal immigrants . . . lots of 'em!
I wonder if this would impact redistricting?
Laugh a lil', and enjoy.
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