"Holy cow! The county's going to be audited. But it was Christian County."
---Greene County Commissioner Dave Coonrod, joking with attendees during his welcoming speech at Jackson Days. He told an audience that he "feared" Greene County was getting audited, when it was really Christian County. Coonrod was certainly speaking in a joking mood when he later sucked up to State Auditor Susan Montee. "Can I get you a drink later?," Coonrod asked playfully with grin.