Friday, October 17, 2008

10 Things We Won't Miss In 18 Days


1. Campaign conference calls, every other hour

2. The paranoia and control-freakishness of the staffers on the ground for Team Obama

3. Joe The Plumber

4. Anything involving the slogan "Change"

5. E-mails about Obama's citizenship

6. Voicemails that have no time to be returned

7. Campaign spokespeople kissing up (after they win, there's a noticeable "we don't need ya anymore" change in demeanor)

8. Debates

9. Parodies of debates, debates over debate rules

10. "Thanks, but no thanks."


Your nominees?

2 comments:

Jason said...

"The paranoia and control-freakishness of the staffers on the ground for Team Obama."

Yeah...that's getting a little annoying.

My wife was in our front yard a few weekends ago when his young woman with a clipboard came down the steps of our neighbor's house with a smile and started to approach. The girl looked at the McCain sign in the yard and then at my wife who smiled at her...then the girl turned up her nose at my wife and walked past without even saying hello. My wife then saw the Obama materials the woman was carrying.

It's getting pretty pathetic when you can't even say hello to someone else because they don't support your candidate.

Matthew said...

People who steal f#()*) signs!!!