1. Campaign conference calls, every other hour
2. The paranoia and control-freakishness of the staffers on the ground for Team Obama
3. Joe The Plumber
4. Anything involving the slogan "Change"
5. E-mails about Obama's citizenship
6. Voicemails that have no time to be returned
7. Campaign spokespeople kissing up (after they win, there's a noticeable "we don't need ya anymore" change in demeanor)
9. Parodies of debates, debates over debate rules
10. "Thanks, but no thanks."